there goes your social life.

oh hai.

I just read a little book of ethical consumerism over lunch in Cambridge, and learned that Miller and Pabst are in fact not socially or environmentally responsible businesses– so much so that they both receive an “F”. The only option close to a respectable grade is your local microbrew (varies, but most likely the best choice). If you’re hell bent on cheap beer, Rolling Rock earns a “C”.